July 2011
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Jon's Comic
midnitesurprise:
This is an oldie from a year ago. I made minis of them to hand out for FCBD 2010. And wanted to post ‘em here just cus I am sure a lot of my older stuff gets lost in multiple shuffles (my fault). And I really like this one.
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Marlins season ticket-holder
She doesn’t want a boyfriend, she wants someone to talk to.
cut out the ending. it was stupid. rewrote it to not be stupid. no climax at the end of act two, really. to be handled in editing.
note to self: rewrite act 2 end, more provocation, less drunken surprises. Also, my italics are all gone so I’ve gotta FIX IT WOO
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ALCOHOL POISONING
“We ran it twice, Mr. Donaldson. I don’t know what to tell you. The machine’s spit out some outrageous readings before, but this is unprecedented.”
Frank’s concern was replaced by a growing relief. “All that fanfare for nothing, eh doc?” Frank said with a chuckle.
Dr. Clark smiled. “Good, good. I’m sorry the test didn’t give you the answer you expected, but I’m glad that you’re happy with the...
I should sleep, but when’s the next time I’m going to have this much enthusiasm to tackle this story beast?
Craig Mathewson vs. the Gaping Plot Hole
moved it to tomorrow for reasons unknown.
Less than 4 weeks left to write, edit, submit this short story, and already it feels more painful than pulling out my fingernails.
gotta get a haircut tomorrow
so I look good for my date
and then suddenly THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
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OH HERE IT GOES HERE IT GOES HERE IT GOES AGAIN
OH HERE IT GOES AGAIN
There’s plenty of talking in this world. Too bad most of it is meaningless.
Don't be a drag, just be a queen.
It’s true, though. If she wanted me to be in her life, she’d put in the effort to be in mine.
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PLANE CRASH
“Mr. Donaldson, it’s nice to see you again. How have you been?”
“I’m doing well enough - I think you’ll find I’ve lost a few pounds since my last checkup.”
“That’s good to hear. I take it that you get to the gym a little more often, like I suggested last year?”
“Yes, sir, I have, mostly thanks to my wife. She’s been nagging me about it ever since I turned 40.”
Dr. Clark chuckled. “I know what...
why
Because this post is about a conversation I had with my parents, it’s going to be pretty long.
I’m not in the honors program anymore because of my GPA. I told my parents I had two options: repeat/delete DiffEQ and take it honors, or drop honors program altogether. They told me in a three-hour conversation not to discount the other possible options, and to talk to my counselors and ask...
My life is a Garth Brooks song
but usually not...
Wake Up
I thought your ghost had left me when you didn’t say goodbye I should have known the pain would make me wish that I had died I thought I’d find some truth in it when all was said and done I should have known that I could not have been the only one.
I heard your footsteps fading as you tiptoed down the hall I wondered how I could have even heard you here at all I can’t be worth a...
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