May 2013
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HEY!
mynameisboburnham:
Hope the east coast of tumblr enjoyed the first episode of Zach Stone! You are all wonderful :)
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April 2013
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March 2013
14 posts
that’s what you get
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we should hang out
call me by my secret name
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I didn’t know exactly what day my Tumblrversary was, but I remembered it was slightly before my birthday - turns out, it was March 2nd. So, happy belated 3rd Tumblrversary to me!
Also, check out http://tumblrstats.com for stats aboutcha blog.
10 stupid things people hate about me
Yes, ladies, please tell me how much you love...
oneturianwoman:
0neir0naut:
I’m still remembering all those times, years ago, in high school you taunted me for spending my nights reading those totally nerdy, un-cool geeky fantasy books by George .R.R. Martin while you got makeovers and sucked off the football team underneath the bleachers. And now you want in on MY fandom? Bitch, please!
As a lifelong geeky outcast who was also bullied...
February 2013
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no life
tumblr, will you be my valentine
“For two seasons we wanted to do an episode where Jeff Winger pretended there was...”
– Dan Harmon (x)
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January 2013
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“You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to...”
– Hillary Clinton (via megancloftin)
“There’s a- there’s a very delightful laugh happening stage left.”
– Jeff B. Davis, referring to Big Red
“Predicting year-to-year BABIP for pitchers is nearly impossible.”
– Glenn DuPaul (http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2013/1/4/3827868/projecting-babip-regression-toward-the-mean-baseball-math-sabermetrics)
Happier Without You
cmathewson:
I’m happier without you, or I think that I should be But without you in my life there’s no one here to think of me I’ve wished there was another for a year and half again I’ve chased away a lover without once letting her in. I’m happier without you, and I hope you are the same Though now you’ve gone and left me no one’s here to dull the pain I’d hoped there’d be another but I gave...
December 2012
8 posts
A Three-Year-Old Tries To Say 'Juan Beniquez'...
productiveouts:
“Hi, Bert. Whaddaya say … ya look at these old baseball cards with Uncle Roger?”
“Uh unh.”
“Oh, come on. Have a seat and let’s take take a look at s- OK WE DON’T EAT THE CARDS, BERT.”
“We donita carts, Ogle Waja.”
“That’s right. We don’t eat the cards. Let’s just take a look at ‘em.”
“Dat.”
“Oh, that one? That’s good ol’ Juan Beniquez. He played for the Angels back when...
“I don’t even know what to write, but I feel a surge of pathetic feelings. I know...”
– Teenage Dan’s journal entry (via havingchanged)
“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tammy, I’m so sorry I put my wiener anywhere...”
– (via anniethebug)
“Quite the opposite Jeff, I fucked her into the pits of despair.”
– Dan Harmon (via anniethebug)
November 2012
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